Monumentapolis – Overview and Guide, 2016

Ministries and Government Services

– National Coordination Centre for the Subversion of Ideas
– State Archive of Unjustified Decisions
– National Centre for the Development and Maintenance of the Mediocre
– Central Injustices Archive
– International Centre for the Modernisation of Financial and Art Fraud
– Ministry of Inequality and Asymmetrical Development
– Ministry of the Abrogation of Acquired Rights
– Ministry of Ecological and Natural Disasters
– National Center for the Dissemination and Distribution of Bribes
– Athens School of Fine Prime Ministers (A.S.F.P.M.)
– Athens School of Fine Artists, only for Sculptors, Painters and Engravers (A.S.F.A.)
– Athens School of Fine People (A.S.F.P.)
– Institute for the Protection of Artists from Artists
– Centre of Creative Copying and Plagiarism
– Institute for the Forgery of History and Creative Works
– Bureau of Limitations of Forests, Coasts and Skies

Monuments

– Monument to Interminable Speakers
– Monument to September 11th in the Aegean Sea
– Monument to the Useless
– Monument to the Superfluous
– Monument to the Syringe
– Monument to the Aegean Contractor
– Monument to the Victory of the Rich
– Monument to Losers
– Monument to Corruption
– Monument to Liars
– Monument to the Childless
– Monument to the Disabled
– Monument to the Unemployed
– Monument to the Benefactor
– Monument to the Migrant
– Monument to One Glass of Water
– Monument to Promises
– Monument to Failure
– Monument to the Mortal
– Monument beside other Monuments
– Monument beside the Unknown Soldier
– Monument to Suicide
– Monument to Silence
– Monument to Anonymous Trademarks
– Monument to the Known Soldier
– Monument to Measures
– Monument to Unequal Taxes
– Monument to Noise Pollution
– Monument to the Chameleon
– Monument to Cynical Self-Satisfaction
– Monument to the Unborn
– Monument to Heirs
– Monument to the Victims of Capitalism
– Monument to the Victims of Communism
– Monument to the Victims of Imposed Democracy
– Monument to the Soil
– Monument to Pleasure
– Monument to Air
– Monument to the Wall
– Monument to the Deaf
– Monument to the Blind
– Monument to the Mute
– Monument to Night
– Monument to the Smile
– Monument to Time
– Monument to the 8th Day
– Monument to Sensitivity
– Monument to the End of Endings
– Monument to the Beginning
– Monument to Dialogue
– Monument to Escapees
– Monument to the Unknown Voter
– Monument to Money
– Monument to Honesty

Museums

– Museum of Contemporary Robbery
– Museum of Modern Robbery
– Museum of Destruction
– Museum of Desertification & Loss of Green Spaces
– Museum of the Removal of Important Works
– Greek National Museum of Stolen European Antiquities
– Louis Manol Baboutton Museum
– Museum of Museums
– Museum of Ambition
– Museum of Mediocrity
– Museum of Stereotypes

Important Public Buildings

– The World Bank Bldg.
– The Syndicalist Poets Bldg.
– The House of Collectors of the Same Artist
– The Art Police Society Bldg.
– The Older Artists Biennial Bldg.
– The Same Artists Biennial Bldg.
– The Limited Vision Company offices
– The Tax-evaders Club (over 1.000.000 euros)
– The Tax-evaders Club (over 10.000 euros)
– The Labyrinth Bridge
– The Multi-Pool Glass Building

Public Schools – Universities

– Modern Institute for Fraud ” The Secret School” – founded 1821
– Credit Rating ‘ΑΑΑ, – Dysfunctional and Illogical System for Administration and Education

Academic and Special subjects

– Servitude
– Political and Economic cronyism
– Procrastination
– Opportunism
– Ineffectiveness
– Arbitrariness
– Mismatching
– Non-transparency
– Destruction and Ignorance

Cemeteries

– The Cemetery of Anonymous Artists
– The Cemetery by Future Profession

Shopping Centers and Malls

– Karl Marx Shopping Center
– Nothing Shops
– Retail Centers for dealers in Philosophical and Scientific Ideas, Gossip and TV News Broadcasts
– Retail Centers for dealers in Slander and Mendacious News Broadcasts
– Aesthetic Recycling Units for the Transformation of Rubbish into Creative Energy

Μonumentapolis Official Holidays

– Truth Day
– Prisoners’ Day
– Losers’ Day
– Demolition Day (for the best Αrchitecture of the Year)
– Day of the Politician with the greatest number of Lies
– Day of the Unknown Swindler
– Day of the Unlimited Vision of Justice (held every 50 years)
– Day of Absolute Silence

Tours – Sightseeing

– Tour of Corruption sites (Green Buses – the Corruption Line)
– Guided tours of big names
– Tour of the City Barricades
– Tour of the City Waterfalls
– Tour of the Labyrinth Bridge
– Tour of the Multistory Swimming-pool Building

Hotels

– The real Acropolis Hill (12 stars)
– for the Birds
– for the Snakes
– for the Relatives

Underground Parks

– Τhe Underground High Park
– Formerly underground Garages

Squares and Avenues

– Indignation Sq.
– Suppression Sq.
– Troika Sq.
-Candidates Sq.
– Directors for ever Sq.
– Av. of the Immortals
– Av. of Cowards
– Av. of Cannibals
– Jealousy Av.
– Forgetting Av
– Indecency Av.
– Politeness Av.
– Brigitte Bardot Av.
– Tax Evasion Av.
– Prosperity Av.
– Bankruptcy Av.
– Compromise Av.
– 2nd Bankruptcy Av.
– 3rd Bankruptcy Av..
– 5th Bankruptcy Av.
– 6th Lifetime Directors Av.
– Sean Connery Av.
– Austerity Av.
– Insolvency Av.
– Evaluation Av.
– Childlessness Av.
– Jealousy Av.
– Oblivion Av.
– Cowards Av.

Μonumentapolis Official Holidays

– The day of Truth
– The day of Prisoners
– The day of Losers

Bus Services

– Bus service for Corruption Sightseeing
– Bus tour around homes of Stigmatised People
– Bus service for visiting Jacuzzis & Home-made Food

Zones

– Inaccessible Zone
– Different Climate Zone
– Noise pollution Zone
– Poets’ Zone
– Even Freer Zone
– Free and Honest Peoples’ Zone
– Zone of Limited Criminality
– Zone of Unrestricted Criminality
– Zone of more People
– Zone of reformed People
– Zone of half-Reformed People
– Zone of People
– Zone of Decent Living
– Zone of Contrition
– Zone of the Strong

Municipal Services

– Noise, Dirt and Jealousy Equal Distribution Service
– Arbitrary Occupation of Public Space Service
– Offices: Development of Chairs and Tables in all Squares, Streets and Buildings up to the Fifth Floor without exception
– Service for Renaming of Streets according to the name of the oldest Bar
– Office for the Finding of Quiet Streets
– Emergency service for reinforcement and development of all-day noise pollution
– Legal Disobedience Service (for other peoples’ laws – except for profit)
– Service for the Cutting Down and Punishment of Mature Street Trees
– Tree Pruning Service for the benefit of Firewood Vendors
– Office for the Transformation of all Parks into Garages, for the support of the Economic Sector

Other Municipal Offices

– Bribe Distribution Office
– Jealousy Office
– New Unpaid Volunteers’ Office
– Office for the Immediate Relief of the Distressed
– Office of Automatic Self-Satisfaction Machines
– Office for the Distribution of Throw-away (Single-use) Gallows
– Municipal Business Office for the Promotion of Friends